You blew into the world on this leaf. Hold tight. It will take you home.
*eats the pussy with a spork*
i was gonna make a hannibal joke, but he’d never use a spork
this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma
Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.
How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.
Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while