whispermen:

You blew into the world on this leaf. Hold tight. It will take you home.

makiise:

heathyr:

ronaldkn0x:

*eats the pussy with a spork*

i was gonna make a hannibal joke, but he’d never use a spork

#*eats pussy with a full cutlery set and napkin in my lap*

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport

Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.

How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.

Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

vanille-fantasy:

X

violacciocca:

im slowly unlearning how to english

pizza:

jimmy you dumb fuck

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

gullacass:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while 

adriofthedead:

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